gwenlightened:

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

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mochafish:

look at him grow

aurorayok:

well im not good at making gif im so lazy :I

shintare:

goodbye

by 北上の卡酥 (with permission to repost)

captainarlert:

If you feel ugly, remind yourself that ghouls probably think you’re delicious

saltwaterandink:

that one kink that no one can ever know about ever

japhers:

undyingumbrage:

going-foresightseeing:

krispykitten:

apotropaios:

Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”

well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

oh no hE’S SAFELY HOT

i am glad u like him vuv

like. like?

oh no, you don’t understand

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